I've decided to become a monk.
It's easy:
* No clothing issues; you get that nifty hooded robe and a belt made out of twine.
* Free food and rent.
* You can live in some lonely monastary and chant funny Latin words.
* And last but not least, you can brew beer.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh, no girls.
Damn.
I'd have looked damn cool in that robe, too.
-Scotty
It's easy:
* No clothing issues; you get that nifty hooded robe and a belt made out of twine.
* Free food and rent.
* You can live in some lonely monastary and chant funny Latin words.
* And last but not least, you can brew beer.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh, no girls.
Damn.
I'd have looked damn cool in that robe, too.
-Scotty
Dude, did you ever see that Conan O'Brian where he visited Mianus? "There's a truck in Mianus. There's an old man in Mianus" Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
as for the whole monk thing. monks wear robes. which are kind of like dresses. just find a longhaired monk who looks like a broad from the back and make him your bitch.
there. problem solved.