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So, I've decided to take a lover.

It's time.

I need the companionship.

I need the support.

I need ... her:



She's built like a brick shit-house, isn't she? And here are her measurements:

Weight - 5.5 lbs
Dimensions: (W) 14.25" x (D) 10.75"x (H) 1.36"

Her name, you ask? Well ...

Alienware Area 51 m5500 Notebook

And what kind of woman is she, what's she all about, what drives her? Well ask no more, I'll spill the beans on this lil' darlin':

Processor - Intel Pentium M760 2.0 GHz Processor
Memory - 512MB DDR2 at 533MHz Memory
Hard Drive - 100GB 7200 RPM ATA100 Hard Drive
Video Card - 128MB NvidiaA GeForce Video Card
Optical Drive - 24X CD-RW / 8X DVDCombo Drive
LCD Display - 15.4" Wide-view 16:10 LCD Screen


Guess what? She finally made it into town yesterday. I've been waiting weeks for her arrival. Unplanned weeks, mind you, as I was told that she'd be here much sooner. It's that damn corporation of hers; always a delay, always rescheduling.

Well she slipped in yesterday, quietly, with no fanfare. My smile was immense. I was so happy to see her face to face. I took in every ounce (88 or so that there were; she's tiny), every curve. I drank it all in like a man dying of thirst, stuck in the desert for a week. The emotions that welled up in me were near indescribable as I gazed upon her. Eventually two base emotions finally fought their way to the forefront; want and need.

Then it hit me.

Goddamnit, she has a burnt out pixel on the LCD display.

So I sent that bitch packin', right back to her corporate lackeys.

Shit.

Damn it.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

I am so totally pissed.