I was looking at a loft, in this old church with stained glass windows.
Well, all the lofts with the stained glass were taken, damn it.
It's a massive three-story Methodist church built at the beginning of last century. All brick, with stained glass windows in the main building, and massive 10 and 12-foot windows, 25-foot columns at the front of the building, cool as hell.
Annddddddddddddddddd?
Grabbed a room on the third floor, corner; I-4 on one side, overlooking Seminole Heights on the other.
It has:
- 936 sq foot loft
- all black appliances
- stainless steel counters
- hardwood floors
- sconces for lights in the bathroom
- an island in the kitchen (no coconuts for you, fucker)
- black metal columns in the loft itself
- 15-foot ceilings
- a wine cooler -- it's a little refrigerator made to hold 10-15 bottles of wine, it's underneath the island. Hello, alcoholism.
- dual sinks in the bathroom
- a rooftop terrace, which overlooks downtown Tampa. Hello drunken antics resulting in broken bones.
It's a rockin' place. Huge beyond belief.
Won't actually be in the main church, unfortunately, but in the Sunday school building that was built on to the main building.
Rent isn't bad at all, although the neighborhood leaves a bit to be desired. I can deal with that, as the building and surrounding area have serious personality and it leaves me 2 minutes from Ybor.
Granted, it did have a few undesirable elements selling the chiba on the corner, yo, but that's what .45's and knuckles are for ...
Well, all the lofts with the stained glass were taken, damn it.
It's a massive three-story Methodist church built at the beginning of last century. All brick, with stained glass windows in the main building, and massive 10 and 12-foot windows, 25-foot columns at the front of the building, cool as hell.
Annddddddddddddddddd?
Grabbed a room on the third floor, corner; I-4 on one side, overlooking Seminole Heights on the other.
It has:
- 936 sq foot loft
- all black appliances
- stainless steel counters
- hardwood floors
- sconces for lights in the bathroom
- an island in the kitchen (no coconuts for you, fucker)
- black metal columns in the loft itself
- 15-foot ceilings
- a wine cooler -- it's a little refrigerator made to hold 10-15 bottles of wine, it's underneath the island. Hello, alcoholism.
- dual sinks in the bathroom
- a rooftop terrace, which overlooks downtown Tampa. Hello drunken antics resulting in broken bones.
It's a rockin' place. Huge beyond belief.
Won't actually be in the main church, unfortunately, but in the Sunday school building that was built on to the main building.
Rent isn't bad at all, although the neighborhood leaves a bit to be desired. I can deal with that, as the building and surrounding area have serious personality and it leaves me 2 minutes from Ybor.
Granted, it did have a few undesirable elements selling the chiba on the corner, yo, but that's what .45's and knuckles are for ...
I was just going to tell you that the house across the street was empty. ah well
maybe you can move in and move to one of the apartments with the fancy pants windows when one opens up?
Of course, you would HAVE drink cheap beer with me, your new neighbor, wouldn't you? We could hang out on the porch/stairs/roof -- whatever you have there -- and howl at the moon.
Or something to that effect.
I need more whiskey.
I'll be back ...