I'm sick.
If I were to be a super hero right now, I'd go by the name of Captain Mucas.
I wasn't familiar with how much mucas the human body could produce, until, happy fucking day, I caught a delightful head cold last week. Now I feel like I'm walking around with a head the size of a pumpkin (which may or may not have something to do with the current holiday around the corner) dragging a box of Kleenex behind me as if it were my wooby.
Don't tell me you don't know what a wooby, is.
On the plus side, my cell phone bill has over $100 worth of text messages because I'm an idiot and didn't realize they charge you for outgoing messages AND incoming messages. I don't see how this is a plus but I decided to start off the sentence that way, regardless.
On the negative side, I've discovered 'Drawn Together'. The cartoon made me pee a little, I laughed so hard. Delightfully crude AND brilliant, two great tastes that taste great together. Oh, so actually, this is the 'plus side' comment and the cell phone comment was the 'negative side' comment. Are you paying attention?
If I were to be a super hero right now, I'd go by the name of Captain Mucas.
I wasn't familiar with how much mucas the human body could produce, until, happy fucking day, I caught a delightful head cold last week. Now I feel like I'm walking around with a head the size of a pumpkin (which may or may not have something to do with the current holiday around the corner) dragging a box of Kleenex behind me as if it were my wooby.
Don't tell me you don't know what a wooby, is.
On the plus side, my cell phone bill has over $100 worth of text messages because I'm an idiot and didn't realize they charge you for outgoing messages AND incoming messages. I don't see how this is a plus but I decided to start off the sentence that way, regardless.
On the negative side, I've discovered 'Drawn Together'. The cartoon made me pee a little, I laughed so hard. Delightfully crude AND brilliant, two great tastes that taste great together. Oh, so actually, this is the 'plus side' comment and the cell phone comment was the 'negative side' comment. Are you paying attention?
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cyrus:
I paid attention.
azrael_abyss:
man, i feel ya on the snotty thing. My allergies are kicking my ass, i know it's not as bad as being sick, but still. Anyway, feel better 