I think I'm going to become a monk or a nun or something that abstains from sex, drinking and all the mortal sins. Maybe I'll find a monastary up on a mountain somewhere and take a vow of silence. I'm also thinking I'd look pretty hot in a nuns habit but maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Christ, who the hell am I kidding -- not drink? Is that even a sin, now that I think about it? Beer WAS created by monks. The best friend I have right now is beer. Well, and my cat. This is not a bad thing, mind you. If I could only get my cat to drink beer.
Sex is for dirty hippies, I can do without that.
Gluttony, greed, sloth -- all easily avoided sins, no worries.
I might have to rethink the silence vow, too, as beer either makes me chatty or silent, depending upon my mood.
Although, monastaries arrrre pretty cool. This is a hard choice.
I definitely need more sleep.
Christ, who the hell am I kidding -- not drink? Is that even a sin, now that I think about it? Beer WAS created by monks. The best friend I have right now is beer. Well, and my cat. This is not a bad thing, mind you. If I could only get my cat to drink beer.
Sex is for dirty hippies, I can do without that.
Gluttony, greed, sloth -- all easily avoided sins, no worries.
I might have to rethink the silence vow, too, as beer either makes me chatty or silent, depending upon my mood.
Although, monastaries arrrre pretty cool. This is a hard choice.
I definitely need more sleep.
bailey:
i will refer you to a previous journal entry.
zenexistence:
See how often this choice haunts me?