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Ok people please explain to me why we as members of the human race allow so many stupid fuckers to reproduce? Why the fuck is there not a test to have kids shit we have a test to drive a car, a test to get into graduate school, fuck we have a test to give blood but we don't have attest to keep stupid people from having kids. It's been a mad long day and I think that I have dealt with every stupid fucker on the planet today (ok not everyone a few of the republics where still in Minnesota).

I know, I know I'm sure that someone, somewhere is saying the same thing about me but Christ this is nuts I working with college age students and one of them got in trouble last night he was a little drunk and in the deep, dark moment of total drunken splendor decided to piss on an electrical transformer. Yes folks, he stood on the roof of a building, pissed on the high voltage transformer and then tried to piss on the cops that tried to save his dumbass life. I'm not 100% certain but I'm sure that his home town is missing its idiot!

Have you ever heard of such a thing talk about trying to die! Can you imagine the headlines on that"man dies today when dick explodes while he was pissing on a high voltage transformer" and on page two we talk to the folks from DumbassVille who seem to have lost their village idiot!