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To all of you who actually read my blog posts thank you! I may not always respond (because I am still trying to figure out how to navigate this site) but I do appreciate it.

I finally got my first tattoo last night. It was an amazing experience. I expected more pain but it was really comfortable. I guess because I got it on my...
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Okay, so tomorrow I get my very first tattoo. Yeah, I know... What the fuck took me so long. I guess I needed a reason. Like my ex telling me to "fuck off" after 7 years of marriage because she wanted to be single again instead of being with me. I feel sorry for the next guy who gets stuck with her. She will do...
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I had the honor of talking to Sash this afternoon about my order. My heart almost came out of my chest when she said who she was. I sounded like a fucking blubbering idiot. What can I say. Sash is hot and she sounded really sweet. Thank you Sash if you read this.

Ken

I had a wonderful lunch yesterday with ex-wife #2. Even bought her roses. And we discussed how I was doing now that ex-wife #3 is no longer in my life. Sheesh, talk about an emotionally intense day. Having sex with her would have been nice but she didn't want to go there.

It's too early to be up! Well, it's my own fault. Looking at pics of Suicide Girls always gets me up. So, I guess it is okay.

Friday. Finally!!! Tomorrow I'm having lunch with ex-wife #2. Then I'm going to show her my apartment and then let's see what happens. No expectations. All expectations.

Well, if I can't post this here where can I post it? I'm a heterosexual guy (why else would I be getting boners looking at Suicide Girls). I decided to buy some anal beads to see if I liked them. I did and I loved them. The sensation was amazing.

The next day I bought a vibrating prostate massager and a dildo vibrator. Again, an...
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Today is the one year marker of my divorce. Not the best day of my life but I will get through it.

It's Tuesday night. What am I going to do? Get naked, drink lots of beer, smoke pot and watch porn. What the fuck else is there to do???

I think it would be cool if SG sold CDs with pictures of our favorite girls. The first CD I would buy would have to be pictures of Sash...

What can I say. She took my first online order and sent me an email. I'm like a teenager in lust.