zedredhead

Last night was CRAZY!! My friend came to get me, and on our way to the bar, he didn't use a turn signal and this dickhead cop pulled us over. He checked our records, and he told us he wanted to search the car because we have a "background in narcotics" (Ph.D motherfucker!!). So we got out, he checked our pockets, pulled everything out of the glove compartment, searched both the driver's and passenger's side at least three times each, checked every crack, in a box of macaroni, in a pair of boots, every single pocket in his backpack, and totally missed the pipe underneath my seat!! He came back looking PISSED because he was probably so sure he was going to find something, and said "just get out of here, use your signal!!" We left and I was laughing like a motherfucker, which I'm sure did not make the cop too happy. At the bar, we ran into one of my girlfriends, and she was upset, her friend had just committed suicide, and she got shitfaced. She wanted to drive home, but I wouldn't let her, so we all went outside and I was going to drive her home with my other friend following us. On the way out, she started talking shit with these two guys, and one pulled off his shirt and came up to us, so I jumped in front of her, and I was telling him to just keep walking, she was drunk. Then this other random guy came up, and started telling me he was going to hit her. I told him that would be a pussy thing to do, and it wasn't a good decision for his health. So Bryan got my girlfriend, and when they turned to walk away, the third guy threw a sucker punch at them. I didn't know who he had hit, but i was FURIOUS, so I jumped on the guy and used my weight to push his face to the concrete, and he punched me in the face (he punched like a little bitch), and I went nuts and started to punch him in the face, so Bryan ran up and pushed the guy off. I got up really quickly, and the guy's face was bloody. The first guy that was talking shit with my girlfriend asked me if that guy had hit me, and after I told him yes he turned around and clocked him in the face!! The guy fell down and stayed down for a while, and when he got up, his face was even bloodier!! It was HILARIOUS!! I'm not a big girl, and I fucked that guys face UP!!!!!!! I told him not to fuck with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!