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Behold The Subterranean Jack will be coming to a club near you to blow your minds and make off with your women. Lock up your daughters the Jack has returned.
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I got my fucking car back finally,8 weeks and 4 thousand dollars later and it seems ok. I paid the fat bastards (incidentally it was really strange that all of them were fat) I got the keys and hopped in and no sooner did my front end hit the street it sputtered and died. Calmly, I got out and walked back in and proceded to...
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nataskaput:
last time i got my car back from the shop, they didn't replace the relay switch for the fan, and about a mile later the radiator pumped all the fuild out because the fan didn't switch on, fucking tards
shaka:
X. . . I wan't you to design my next tat and slap it on. Your shit on the IA site looks good.
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I am sick to death of lying, full of shit, lazy, proud to be mediocre, low expectation havin mother fuckers. I give my 68' Lincoln to a shop to get the engine taken out and a brand new one put in right, the guy on the phone says " No problem we have a 462ci engine we'll send a flat bed tow truck to get...
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shal:
Yeah, the midwest in general sucks a big fat dick.

And not in a good way. More like in a bad amature porn way. The kind where the people on screen are obviously taking themselves way too seriously, but you're laughing your ass off.

An old friend of mine was in line to get into a bar here one night. The stupid bar had a velvet rope set up and the bouncer was pretending to choose who he "let in," although everyone actually got in. After he passed over letting her in for the third time in a row, she walked up to him and said "Look, man, you're a part-time bouncer for a shitty bar in MISSOURI. Drop the fucking act and just let people in." He threw her out of line.
emaline:
nutella is a chocolate hazelnut spread, its so so so good, its thicker than chocolate syrup and grabs a hold of strawberries really easily once you dip it in there, sort of the consistency of peanut butter. so so so good.

rocknroll.
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I can't sleep. I need to be sleeping.My head swims through creative thought, and other things unimportant an 4am. Have you ever entertained the idea,that things (meaning situations) in life are just an exercise in futility? We all want so much but can't have it. Even when we apply ourselves to get it, it's just another set of obstacles to over come.
I've found that...
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darkskyy1:
im glad that you mentioned recording, cuz I was going to ask you about it, I'm actually thinking about starting my own record label and I thought of you guys as one of my first signees, let us talk soon about this
darkskyy1:
i also might be getting some ink done soon and of course I'll be coming to you, so beware
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My new Tattoo is almost done healing"thank the Tattoo gods for healing me quickly" It took 4 hours and he still isn't done. It's an entire chest panel the worst part was over the collar bone,DAMN THAT HURT. And I'll tell you something else some artists are heavier handed than others. This guy was without a doubt the heaviest I ever felt. They don't call...
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alexisnicole:
your tattoo work is awesome, and i'm always up for a free tattoo! especially since i haven't been able to afford to get one, and i'm ready for that to change.
so what brings you to dallas? drop me a line when you're here and i'm sure we can find a party to crash or a club to hit up. biggrin
shal:
Shoes would be easier and slightly less painful, I believe...

I don't know what's wrong with my throat. My neck hurts, my ears hurt, my nose is stuffy, and it's hard to swallow. Yesterday I had a fever that was probably pretty high, but it broke last night. I ran myself into the ground over the past week-and-a-half between not eating much, not sleeping much, being pretty stressed out, and drinking way too much. If I don't feel better by tomorrow, I think I'm looking at a round of antibiotics... frown
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I am the happiest boy alive I am off for the next 5 days straight. No more whining people, no blood, no ink. I get to vacation on my own couch. I 've got some phat chronic and 1.75 Liters of Courvoisier.
And not a damn thing to do. Except band practice. Which is in 2 hours. I hope that everybody else is doing well...
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shal:
If you're off on Wednesday, you should come to the regularly-scheduled SGSTL event -- watching episodes of the Sopranos and drinking at the Reverend Mike Tomko's house. wink
kristi:
Wierdness, I really liked the girl with the blue dreads! She is one of the ones im considering! hehe oh, and why did you say "cheater" in the last post? I guess I am just retarded or something, cuz I didnt get it..haha