Good Evening and welcome back to another episode of the Zedasex Show. With us tonight we have some very special guests, my fucking Cats.
The topic of today's show is Moving.
I on a complete whim moved myself and all my belongings, not to mention the God Damn cats to Sunny Hollywood California. I gave my job no notice whatsoever. Straight to hell in a Volvo with that 2 week notice shit. Because when I quit, "IT'S A SUPRISE." Besides the owners show no respect to their employees at this place, and therefore deserve none in return.
Fuck Em'. I will regret leaving a few friends there, no matter how bad a job is, there is always somebody there who hates the bullshit as much if not more than you do. Thus, making you common allies. Also the friends you have outside of work make a difference. Whenever you move you can tell just how good of friends you have. You can tell because they all have the same characteristics. Your true friends are holding a piece of your fucking furniture. That's right radio friends, your true friends help you lift shit.
Next on the list is packing. I, like many others have my own personal garbage dump/junkyard. Better known to it's friends as the basement. It is an assorted collection of SHIT, STRAIGHT SHIT. WHY DO WE KEEP THIS NEEDLESS CRAP? I'LL TELL YOU SOME IRRESPONSIBLE, STUPID , NOSTALGIC , SENTIMENTAL VALUE. I am ashamed at the load of crap I have been saving for no apparent good reason. Reciepts,from 5 years ago, every empty box from every piece if electronics I've bought in the last decade. Which will come in handy because I can fill them with shit i do care about now, old girlfriends clothes, new girlfriends clothes,lots of girls clothes alright. Old band flyers that never saw the windshield of a car cause we made too many, fucked up pieces of old furniture that I don't even like, empty boxes of cat litter, I have no Idea why I kept so many of these I could build a small Fort out of the empty boxes of fucking cat litter,endless papers, old luggage, and Sweet Jesus every form of Arachnid from Brown recluse to Daddy Fuckin Longlegs were throwing a Girls gone Wild Kegger in my God Damn Basement. I still haven't got all that shit to the curb yet. I have to ditch all this stuff by tomorrow.
And last but certainly not least there comes the problem of the Moving Vehicle. Most places have given me a quote of $1,200 to $1,800 to rent a truck to perform the move. To pay this is just fucking stupid. What you do is PULL A FUCKING SCAM. Tell the schmuck at the dealership that you just want to rent a truck for around town. Something to the tune of " Yeah, I got a couple of long sectional couches, that I have to move I'll need the truck for two days and I'll give it back to your office 20 miles south of here." This phrase has saved me on the upwards of $10,00 in adjusted moves over the years. The beauty of it is, go to a rural dealership. Most people don't have credit in these small towns , therefore have no credit cards and to stay in business the Dealership won't ask you for one. They go on a cash deposit basis ranging from $80 to $200 dollars, all you need is a Drivers liscense. Pay the deposit and Presto instant moving truck. Good Luck trying to find me with my old DL number. When you go to the new state make it the first thing you do. Get a new Liscense. It has worked for me a lot in the past.
Wish me luck I got a long drive ahead. I will resurface in a month when I have my internet back up in the meantime I plan to check in from time to time. Thank you for taking the time to read this And I hope that the info was helpful. We will talk again.
The topic of today's show is Moving.
I on a complete whim moved myself and all my belongings, not to mention the God Damn cats to Sunny Hollywood California. I gave my job no notice whatsoever. Straight to hell in a Volvo with that 2 week notice shit. Because when I quit, "IT'S A SUPRISE." Besides the owners show no respect to their employees at this place, and therefore deserve none in return.
Fuck Em'. I will regret leaving a few friends there, no matter how bad a job is, there is always somebody there who hates the bullshit as much if not more than you do. Thus, making you common allies. Also the friends you have outside of work make a difference. Whenever you move you can tell just how good of friends you have. You can tell because they all have the same characteristics. Your true friends are holding a piece of your fucking furniture. That's right radio friends, your true friends help you lift shit.
Next on the list is packing. I, like many others have my own personal garbage dump/junkyard. Better known to it's friends as the basement. It is an assorted collection of SHIT, STRAIGHT SHIT. WHY DO WE KEEP THIS NEEDLESS CRAP? I'LL TELL YOU SOME IRRESPONSIBLE, STUPID , NOSTALGIC , SENTIMENTAL VALUE. I am ashamed at the load of crap I have been saving for no apparent good reason. Reciepts,from 5 years ago, every empty box from every piece if electronics I've bought in the last decade. Which will come in handy because I can fill them with shit i do care about now, old girlfriends clothes, new girlfriends clothes,lots of girls clothes alright. Old band flyers that never saw the windshield of a car cause we made too many, fucked up pieces of old furniture that I don't even like, empty boxes of cat litter, I have no Idea why I kept so many of these I could build a small Fort out of the empty boxes of fucking cat litter,endless papers, old luggage, and Sweet Jesus every form of Arachnid from Brown recluse to Daddy Fuckin Longlegs were throwing a Girls gone Wild Kegger in my God Damn Basement. I still haven't got all that shit to the curb yet. I have to ditch all this stuff by tomorrow.
And last but certainly not least there comes the problem of the Moving Vehicle. Most places have given me a quote of $1,200 to $1,800 to rent a truck to perform the move. To pay this is just fucking stupid. What you do is PULL A FUCKING SCAM. Tell the schmuck at the dealership that you just want to rent a truck for around town. Something to the tune of " Yeah, I got a couple of long sectional couches, that I have to move I'll need the truck for two days and I'll give it back to your office 20 miles south of here." This phrase has saved me on the upwards of $10,00 in adjusted moves over the years. The beauty of it is, go to a rural dealership. Most people don't have credit in these small towns , therefore have no credit cards and to stay in business the Dealership won't ask you for one. They go on a cash deposit basis ranging from $80 to $200 dollars, all you need is a Drivers liscense. Pay the deposit and Presto instant moving truck. Good Luck trying to find me with my old DL number. When you go to the new state make it the first thing you do. Get a new Liscense. It has worked for me a lot in the past.
Wish me luck I got a long drive ahead. I will resurface in a month when I have my internet back up in the meantime I plan to check in from time to time. Thank you for taking the time to read this And I hope that the info was helpful. We will talk again.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
darkskyy1:
miss ya dude, wish you wouldve told me you were leaving
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