Welcome back Radio friends to another episode of the inner workings of the human psyche. With your host with the most Zedasex.
Well , hello listeners out there thank you for having me back. Our fabulous topic of the day is Asphyixiation.(as fik' see a shun) According to Webster's Dictionary means to induce unconsciousness by imparing normal breathing. Well According to Zedasex this means wrapping your hands around a girl's neck during rough sex to induce volcanic orgasms. This is not a common practice but should be. It must be timed perfectly to gain the desired effect. This timing is difficult for beginners but will come with ease through experience. Believe me my friends out there in Radio land practice makes perfect.
You should begin with foreplay as all good sex should , a fine example would be tying her up the way a kidnapper would after meeting someone for the first time. ( How Romantic) Believe it or not Girls love this shit.
Second the sexual style you should use should resemble a barfight. You guessed it dump liquor on her chest and fuck her until she breaks a serious sweat. Not where she's just glisening but when she's slippery and salty. I love that.
Third and most important monitor her breathing. You are looking for the hard inhale something like she just ran a mile in 4 minutes you know the type, heavy breathing. This is crucial.
I realize that when a beautiful girl is beneath you , tied up , fucking you, and screaming your name out and your neighbors call the fucking cops for the third time in a row , concentrating on something as sublte as her breathing may be difficult. But understand that if it was easy it would'nt be an ART. Finally after sweat and breathing are at their optimum , go for the throat. (Beginners listen up here) Don't grasp it like the winning lottery ticket just press in the right location. If you squeeze too hard you will induce the gag reflex and she will cough for sure. Hence killing the moment , because she will have to stop to catch her breath, and keeping her from catching her breath is what this is all about. The (Locations) you are looking for are the 2 Pulmonary Arteries that run up their neck and feed blood the the brain. If the blood flow to the brain stops consciousness stops, get it? Right when she announces an orgasm is imminent , grasp the throat and press with your thumbs crossed and your ring fingers bent this will allow enough space for it to last a few seconds longer.
( CAUSE ) She was just about to cum her body was as switched on as it ever will be, and you just shut it down.
(EFFECT ) She will wake in a complete state of mental confusion only to find an orgasm waiting for her when she reaches consciousness. Basically what has happened is, Her body was shut off and turned on at the same time. Something as strong as an orgasm cannot be cast aside it waits for consciousness to reveal itself.
Things to know:: her body may twitch and her eyes may remain open this may be a bit scary at first but relax it is normal, now remember that when someone passes out they lose their memory of the past 20 minutes. Don't be suprised if they say somethig like " What happened? or, Where am I?" Don't worry the Orgasm will remind them .I Tattoo for a living I see this shit every day. Also most important when her body goes limp LET GO!! You don't want to kill the pretty little thing now do ya. In order to do this properly you should have to hold her down for about 10 to 15 seconds this should be more than enough. If it takes longer, then you are'nt doing it right. Re adjust your kung fu grip, odds are she's coughing right now and thinking you are a novice. A medium slap to the face and an adjustment of grip should do the trick. Believe it or not girls love that too. The end result will be a memory she will never forget and another Police noise complaint for you. If done properly you will rate top on her sexual score card and will be the basis of comparison for every other male she will (meet) after you. Ladies who have never tried this show my page to your man you will be happy you did. If your man is an insecure bitch then just tell him about it. Save your self the argument. Copy and paste you know what I mean.
Thank you all for your time I hope what I said was helpful , informative , and will keep you coming back for more. Tune in next month for The G-SPOT I'll show ye the map to the greatest buried treasure of all says I. Savvy?
P.S. As always visit
http://mp3.com/alien_ecstasy
A band apart from the rest, a band who writes songs about the things that are greatest in life , like Sex , Sado masochisim , Strippers and the decline of morality at a cataclysmic rate.
Tell the Suicide Girls that you want The Subterranean Jack to open the St. Louis Live Burlesque Tour in February, settle for nothing less you deserve the best.
Here's Tom with the rest of your life stay tuned.
Well , hello listeners out there thank you for having me back. Our fabulous topic of the day is Asphyixiation.(as fik' see a shun) According to Webster's Dictionary means to induce unconsciousness by imparing normal breathing. Well According to Zedasex this means wrapping your hands around a girl's neck during rough sex to induce volcanic orgasms. This is not a common practice but should be. It must be timed perfectly to gain the desired effect. This timing is difficult for beginners but will come with ease through experience. Believe me my friends out there in Radio land practice makes perfect.
You should begin with foreplay as all good sex should , a fine example would be tying her up the way a kidnapper would after meeting someone for the first time. ( How Romantic) Believe it or not Girls love this shit.
Second the sexual style you should use should resemble a barfight. You guessed it dump liquor on her chest and fuck her until she breaks a serious sweat. Not where she's just glisening but when she's slippery and salty. I love that.
Third and most important monitor her breathing. You are looking for the hard inhale something like she just ran a mile in 4 minutes you know the type, heavy breathing. This is crucial.
I realize that when a beautiful girl is beneath you , tied up , fucking you, and screaming your name out and your neighbors call the fucking cops for the third time in a row , concentrating on something as sublte as her breathing may be difficult. But understand that if it was easy it would'nt be an ART. Finally after sweat and breathing are at their optimum , go for the throat. (Beginners listen up here) Don't grasp it like the winning lottery ticket just press in the right location. If you squeeze too hard you will induce the gag reflex and she will cough for sure. Hence killing the moment , because she will have to stop to catch her breath, and keeping her from catching her breath is what this is all about. The (Locations) you are looking for are the 2 Pulmonary Arteries that run up their neck and feed blood the the brain. If the blood flow to the brain stops consciousness stops, get it? Right when she announces an orgasm is imminent , grasp the throat and press with your thumbs crossed and your ring fingers bent this will allow enough space for it to last a few seconds longer.
( CAUSE ) She was just about to cum her body was as switched on as it ever will be, and you just shut it down.
(EFFECT ) She will wake in a complete state of mental confusion only to find an orgasm waiting for her when she reaches consciousness. Basically what has happened is, Her body was shut off and turned on at the same time. Something as strong as an orgasm cannot be cast aside it waits for consciousness to reveal itself.
Things to know:: her body may twitch and her eyes may remain open this may be a bit scary at first but relax it is normal, now remember that when someone passes out they lose their memory of the past 20 minutes. Don't be suprised if they say somethig like " What happened? or, Where am I?" Don't worry the Orgasm will remind them .I Tattoo for a living I see this shit every day. Also most important when her body goes limp LET GO!! You don't want to kill the pretty little thing now do ya. In order to do this properly you should have to hold her down for about 10 to 15 seconds this should be more than enough. If it takes longer, then you are'nt doing it right. Re adjust your kung fu grip, odds are she's coughing right now and thinking you are a novice. A medium slap to the face and an adjustment of grip should do the trick. Believe it or not girls love that too. The end result will be a memory she will never forget and another Police noise complaint for you. If done properly you will rate top on her sexual score card and will be the basis of comparison for every other male she will (meet) after you. Ladies who have never tried this show my page to your man you will be happy you did. If your man is an insecure bitch then just tell him about it. Save your self the argument. Copy and paste you know what I mean.
Thank you all for your time I hope what I said was helpful , informative , and will keep you coming back for more. Tune in next month for The G-SPOT I'll show ye the map to the greatest buried treasure of all says I. Savvy?
P.S. As always visit
http://mp3.com/alien_ecstasy
A band apart from the rest, a band who writes songs about the things that are greatest in life , like Sex , Sado masochisim , Strippers and the decline of morality at a cataclysmic rate.
Tell the Suicide Girls that you want The Subterranean Jack to open the St. Louis Live Burlesque Tour in February, settle for nothing less you deserve the best.
Here's Tom with the rest of your life stay tuned.
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