I am sick to death of lying, full of shit, lazy, proud to be mediocre, low expectation havin mother fuckers. I give my 68' Lincoln to a shop to get the engine taken out and a brand new one put in right, the guy on the phone says " No problem we have a 462ci engine we'll send a flat bed tow truck to get it. They come get it all is good they say " A job like this should take five to eight buisness days to complete." I say " Fuckin great do it up." It has been 8 weeks and I still don't have the fucking thing back yet. But, that is the way things are done here in Missouri, that's why they call it the Show Me state, you'd have to show me God damn it cause I don't believe your ass. This state is filled with lazy ass bullshit artists. I can say this because I am from New York, you know New York the city that never sleeps. They never sleep because they are constantly getting shit done. This kind of Missouri horseshit would never fly back home they'd be roasting his Missouri ass Rotisserie style while they got their own shit done. Of course I am generalizing the only people thet have treated me so poorly have been those that have done any kind of mechanics to my beautiful car. Maybe just maybe my car is giving off some kind of virus that only mechanics are vulnerable to. This disease, though very rare mind you effects the central nervous system it causes those afflicted to behave in a way that they make outrageous claims that they know their worthless lazy asses can't keep , and it causes them to move slower than a three toed sloth in a K hole.
Wish me luck people I am a pilgrim in an unholy fucked up land.
Wish me luck people I am a pilgrim in an unholy fucked up land.
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And not in a good way. More like in a bad amature porn way. The kind where the people on screen are obviously taking themselves way too seriously, but you're laughing your ass off.
An old friend of mine was in line to get into a bar here one night. The stupid bar had a velvet rope set up and the bouncer was pretending to choose who he "let in," although everyone actually got in. After he passed over letting her in for the third time in a row, she walked up to him and said "Look, man, you're a part-time bouncer for a shitty bar in MISSOURI. Drop the fucking act and just let people in." He threw her out of line.
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