Being sick sucks. I cant sing (hell I can barely talk), I can't hang with my friends, can't get tattooed can'twork on cars or art very well, can't go out and hook up with the ladies (sure, blame it on being sick). I'm so fucking tired of being laid up in the house it isn't funny. I am supposed to go talk to the bosses at BigDog motorcycles and at a local car shop about a new job, but how exactly are you gonna impress a new boss when you have to leave two or three times in the middle of the interview to 
On a different note, I need a new car. My friend just got a "53 Deville from his dad for Christmas that we are fixing up (one of the reason being sick is pissing me off), and me being in my little shitty old daily driver Ford Ranger, is NOT cutting it. New possibilities include a couple old Cadillacs, an old ford Victoria, a new Cadillac CTS, and a new WRX impreza. The old Cadi would make me the happiest but the CTS and WRX are the most plausable since I would most likely have to go through the bank.
Lets see, what else...
I was born in Kansas, but grew up in Florida and grew up traveling from beach to beach around the planet. Then my dad died and I was forced by my mother to move back to Kansas and have not as of yet had the chance to escape. It's kinda like if Dorothy had grown up in OZ then been sucked to Kansas by the twister, but the cold weather has given me bad knees (well that and 10 years of skateboarding) so every time I try to click my heels together three times, I fall down. If any of you haven't ever been to Kansas and you have ever dreamt of living in an 1863 Amish community it might be a nice place to visit but I would suggest you just drive through, don't stop or you'll start to sink and once Kansas get her claws into you, she won't let go you and slowly kills you with boredom. There is a saying here that says anyone who has ever lived in Kansas, even if they leave, they come back to die, well I think thats because dying is the only fun thing to do here. If you haven't caught on yet, please let me clarify, I DON"T LIKE KANSAS!
I have really bad taste in women. Well that's not exactly right, I have really high tastes in women. All the women I gain an interest in are very beautiful and exceptionally smart. There in lies the problem, I get interested in women who would never give me the time of day. AND I am so tired of hearing how good a friend I am, and how nice a guy I am. I am gonig to hire a very large, very mean woman and the next time some woman says something like that to me, Im gonna hit the speed dial and call MY "friend" over, then sit back and watch the fun. Probably the thing that pisses me off the most about this is that not only do become the "friend" but I become the pseudo boyfriend, which means they lie on the couch with me and watch movies, they go to dinner with me, they have me sleep next to them and cuddle, they talk to me (all the stuff a boyfriend would do), then they say goodnight to me and call over the guy who doesn't want to do all that stuff, who just wants a hole to put it in, and call him their boyfriend. The times this really pisses me off is when the guy they call is not only stupid, but also undeniably uglier than I. I could understand it if the guy was really good looking, or smarter than I (he'd have to be pretty fucking smart), and even if he was well off, but most of these ignorant toads are more lazy than I. I am unemployeed alot beacuase I am shy and mess up the interviews or have time conflicts with school and other jobs, but when I get the job I stick to it, these guys get a job then they cuss out the boss or don't show up two days in. Most of my relationships as of late haven't been relationships at all. Mostly one night stands, and the anti thesis of the fore mentioned girls, girls whom I just intended to be friends with and then we became friends that fucked, but never dated. We would just be sitting on one or the others couch talking about how we were tired of the opposite sex but we were horny and then we'd get bored and fool around. Well as fun as that is and as much as I hate to admit it, I am a nice guy and I am overly romantic and i like the cuddling/ talking all night/kissies on the neck kinda thing, and I would just like to think that I deserve to be found attractive and deserve the kind of relationship I want.
Shut up Zechariah!
On a different note, I need a new car. My friend just got a "53 Deville from his dad for Christmas that we are fixing up (one of the reason being sick is pissing me off), and me being in my little shitty old daily driver Ford Ranger, is NOT cutting it. New possibilities include a couple old Cadillacs, an old ford Victoria, a new Cadillac CTS, and a new WRX impreza. The old Cadi would make me the happiest but the CTS and WRX are the most plausable since I would most likely have to go through the bank.
Lets see, what else...
I was born in Kansas, but grew up in Florida and grew up traveling from beach to beach around the planet. Then my dad died and I was forced by my mother to move back to Kansas and have not as of yet had the chance to escape. It's kinda like if Dorothy had grown up in OZ then been sucked to Kansas by the twister, but the cold weather has given me bad knees (well that and 10 years of skateboarding) so every time I try to click my heels together three times, I fall down. If any of you haven't ever been to Kansas and you have ever dreamt of living in an 1863 Amish community it might be a nice place to visit but I would suggest you just drive through, don't stop or you'll start to sink and once Kansas get her claws into you, she won't let go you and slowly kills you with boredom. There is a saying here that says anyone who has ever lived in Kansas, even if they leave, they come back to die, well I think thats because dying is the only fun thing to do here. If you haven't caught on yet, please let me clarify, I DON"T LIKE KANSAS!
I have really bad taste in women. Well that's not exactly right, I have really high tastes in women. All the women I gain an interest in are very beautiful and exceptionally smart. There in lies the problem, I get interested in women who would never give me the time of day. AND I am so tired of hearing how good a friend I am, and how nice a guy I am. I am gonig to hire a very large, very mean woman and the next time some woman says something like that to me, Im gonna hit the speed dial and call MY "friend" over, then sit back and watch the fun. Probably the thing that pisses me off the most about this is that not only do become the "friend" but I become the pseudo boyfriend, which means they lie on the couch with me and watch movies, they go to dinner with me, they have me sleep next to them and cuddle, they talk to me (all the stuff a boyfriend would do), then they say goodnight to me and call over the guy who doesn't want to do all that stuff, who just wants a hole to put it in, and call him their boyfriend. The times this really pisses me off is when the guy they call is not only stupid, but also undeniably uglier than I. I could understand it if the guy was really good looking, or smarter than I (he'd have to be pretty fucking smart), and even if he was well off, but most of these ignorant toads are more lazy than I. I am unemployeed alot beacuase I am shy and mess up the interviews or have time conflicts with school and other jobs, but when I get the job I stick to it, these guys get a job then they cuss out the boss or don't show up two days in. Most of my relationships as of late haven't been relationships at all. Mostly one night stands, and the anti thesis of the fore mentioned girls, girls whom I just intended to be friends with and then we became friends that fucked, but never dated. We would just be sitting on one or the others couch talking about how we were tired of the opposite sex but we were horny and then we'd get bored and fool around. Well as fun as that is and as much as I hate to admit it, I am a nice guy and I am overly romantic and i like the cuddling/ talking all night/kissies on the neck kinda thing, and I would just like to think that I deserve to be found attractive and deserve the kind of relationship I want.
Shut up Zechariah!