zechariah

UPDATE: Tomorrow (friday) is my birthday, and you know what that means. (yeah thats right, it means waking up around noon, sitting around for a couple hours, calling someone, then sitting around for hours alone, waiting for it to be time to go to sleep and forget the day ever happened) Oh and to top it off not only is my birthday categorically the coldest day of the year for the Northern hemisphere but it also holds the record for most non holiday related suicides a year, so yeah not only do I bum people out, but so does the very day I was born. sorry everybody


OK dont ask why but I am in a weird mood right now, so I decided to do a really short journal about my best friend.

You all know who she is, but if not its Kiscica just for reference.

Uhm what to say?......

Well first off I love her more than anyone alive, and I have every intention of being a part of her life for the rest of mine. She is the best, smartest, funniest, most genuine and all around cutest person I know. Oh and if that werent enough, she's also the most beautiful human being I have ever met, both inside and out.

So Im going to live near her soon and I have already been "hired" by her to tattoo in her future shop, so yeah thats cool and everyone has to come and pay her homage when it opens (OR ELSE! YEAH THATS A THREAT)

Uhm OK I have to re state it. PLEASE go look at her and TRY to deny that she is absolutely beautiful (you cant can you). She's not perfect because no one is, but she has just the right combination of flaws to be perfect to me.

in short......I love Kiscica. Shes my best friend. Shes my sexy little gnarly stunner princess. She makes me happy every day in every way, and anyone who has a problem with her or our friendship has a MAJOR problem on their hands with me (alsoe a threat).

SO anyway Id like to end this with a few key phrases and inside jokes.

So DER IS DIS GIRL!..... DAT I LOVE..... AND SHE IS YOU!

YOU ARE DA CRACKERZ AND I AM DA CREAMY CHEESE SPREAD!

"Pow Pow"

"Why is there a kangaroo in the ocean?"

"These ice cubes smell spicy"

"SO WAS IIIIIIIIIIIII"

"You should stock up on paper towels for my bum sweaties"

"I pull the hairs out of his back so he'll love me"


ok thats enough.

I love you Kitty kitty kitty my sessy pirate wench.
xoxoxo
Cap'n Zechy of the pirate ship Daddy Mack (Zechariah to the rest of you)