Ok I may look like fuck pie, but god dammit i have a talented mouth (even if one of my teeth may be crooked). Not only have I got compliments from girls on oral sex, I once had a girlfriend ask me to go down on her best friend just to prove the point. And what I lack in cunnlingus skills I make up for...
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Got in a fight this weekend, some prick cut me right through my new tattoo, FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
Then I had some chick trick me into walking in on her friend who was waiting naked for me on a bed. This wouldn't be bad except the fact that I had to turn her down because she was drinking and on painkillers because of a broken arm (I...
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Then I had some chick trick me into walking in on her friend who was waiting naked for me on a bed. This wouldn't be bad except the fact that I had to turn her down because she was drinking and on painkillers because of a broken arm (I...
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i think I'm done. No more dating, no more sex, no more flirting, no more contact with girls, period. I have spent every day since Shanda Baker kissed me in the third grade, trying to find my Juliet, a girl that makes me want to be something, a girl who I miss three seconds after she leaves, a girl who has as hard a time...
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hel:
best pic on the site, i don't know about that but thank you, its sweet.... although i'm not sure exactly wich pic your talking about....
babybeezer:
Don't quit--just take a break. I've had lots of disappointments with love. In fact, I've just had one that's pretty much shook my ideals of love to the core. But when things like this happen, I find I just have to retreat from dating for a while. Sometimes a long while. Before my most recent ex, I was in a long single stretch. I had one date in the course of about 18 months. And it was exactly what I needed. Don't be afraid to be alone. You need to learn to love yourself, to believe that you're worthy of love before you can accept it. When you are truly ready, love will find you. People can sense when you've achieved peace and love within yourself and they gravitate toward it. I wish you the best of luck, for I truly understand what you're feeling...*hug*
Being sick sucks. I cant sing (hell I can barely talk), I can't hang with my friends, can't get tattooed can'twork on cars or art very well, can't go out and hook up with the ladies (sure, blame it on being sick). I'm so fucking tired of being laid up in the house it isn't funny. I am supposed to go talk to the bosses...
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I have nothing to say.!.
As much as I dislike myself I'm constantly reminded that I'm a lucky bastard. I was underneath a car today about to light up a welding torch and seconds before I lit it the idiot under the car with me cut the gas hose and spewed gasoline all over me. That probably doesn't sound to lucky but think of the fact that had I lit...
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I'm a jovial guy so I laugh and make jokes and always try to make others smile and laugh, but I think jovial and happy are very different monsters. I can't really remember one day that I was actually really happy. I don't like where my life is, or where it seems it's going. I'm usually not too fond of myself either. I know this...
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Flames and diamond plate, flames and diamond plate. On my bedroom door , trash can, fridge, toilet seat everywhere. See what happens when you combine an artist and a grease monkey and then make him bored.
What do you give the guy who has everything? Well, apparently, if you ask my mom, the answer is the flu. Now I'm all sick and I can barely talk and can't breath well "COUGH COUGH".
Happy fuggin New Year!
Happy fuggin New Year!
uswer8024082082084:
do you really have everything?
A playstation 2 and a pony?
a harem?
a moustache?
if you do, maybe I will come over . .
A playstation 2 and a pony?
a harem?
a moustache?
if you do, maybe I will come over . .
celebrating New Years alone...YAY
No kiss at midnight...YAY
Another year without anyone to fall asleep with...YAY
Where did I put that handgun?.
No kiss at midnight...YAY
Another year without anyone to fall asleep with...YAY
Where did I put that handgun?.
7 .a.m. I should go to bed but I'm too bored to sleep. If I tried I'd lay there for hours trying to sleep and end up fantasizing about girls I shouldn't fantasize about.
Started a new car yesterday with my friend Seth, '53 Cadillac Deville two door. We're gonna do somethin crazy with it. We're choppin the top off, dropping it with airbags, shaving...
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Started a new car yesterday with my friend Seth, '53 Cadillac Deville two door. We're gonna do somethin crazy with it. We're choppin the top off, dropping it with airbags, shaving...
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New tattoo today. Now my friends and I are going to a bar and we are gonna pretend that one of us doesn't speak english, just so we can see what the waitresses will say about us when they think we can't understand them;. 
noelle:
Jackass style stunts and all. Did anyone ever tell you that in your pic you look like Johnny Knoxville?
I thought i saw him in a McDonalds once but than again, i also thought I saw Ray Liotta eating a sandwich in a car next to me.
Thanks for all the nice words,
love Noelle
I thought i saw him in a McDonalds once but than again, i also thought I saw Ray Liotta eating a sandwich in a car next to me.
Thanks for all the nice words,
love Noelle
monicaisafreak:
let us know how that works out, stuff like that is funny.
So rock on.