Wow. I just entered a whole new realm of desperation. Went out for dinner last night with my mom and aunt. Really nice food, REALLY nice waiter. He totally flirted with me and I did right back then we went home. When we got home, I called the restaurant and asked if he was there to talk to. after being told he'd left I asked if he was single and left my name and number. I think I need a swift gunshot to the head please!!!! 
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kindasean:
omg, dude. o.m.g.
smellslikescifi:
that guy's gonna be the talk of the restaurant staff for weeks!