zarina

to old is when you start lying about your age, or more than eight years difference in a relationship.

if its more than you can fit in your car or talk your friends into carrying

if I knew the answer to that one I'd probably not be living alone.

Age: I once heard a rule about what is "old": Old == your age + 15 years. Over the years, I've found this to be a pretty good rule of thumb.

Stuff: When you can't fit it into your residence, and you can't afford a bigger place, then you have too much stuff.

Girls: Bringers of such sweet, sweet highs and depressing lows. Why I prefer singlehood these days. As for the 'why' -- if I knew, I would enjoy the sweet highs and avoid the depressing lows.