Sunday Aug 10, 2003

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Man here in memphis we had a really bad storm and it knocked out just about everyones power. I was without it for about 11 days, It sucked!!!! Not to mention it had fried my computer but i had some old parts for it. Thank God. I had a really good time a few weeks back. I got to meet Beth, Rolanda, and Rachel it...
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paleenchantress:
there you are smile !!!!!
that must have really sucked sweetie frown
glad everything is better now smile

Thursday Jul 17, 2003

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Been a little while since i've updated so here is a new joke.Ah yes the dreaded list of things us men do not want ta hear. 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that....
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bluefreak:
the Evil one has returned Muahahahahahah

*rubber chicken of doom*
greenxxghostie:
how about "i don't know if the one you have in your wallet is small enough?"
heh heh, funny list, dude!
thanks for the kind words ( i'm sure you probably don't remember 'cause i haven't been to this site in a while, but you did say nice things in response to a sad little jounal entry of mine a while ago) smile
as it so happens i myself am pretty new at the keyboards-been playing guitar for a long time but only been tickling keys for about six months or so...but you know what works for me is palying on this big dopey Casio that i gat at a pawn shop-i can plug in my headphones so as only to sound like a wanker to myself-plus there's all those funny little sounds you can play the notes in- like "airplane" or "siren" and so on which can add much playfulness to those otherwise monotonous renditions of "blow the man down" or mary had a little lamb.
by the way, you sure are a cutie yourself! way to go with the gym, ( a phase i went through myself as a youth-i wasn't fat but overly paranoid and possibly somewhat anorexically oriented, though not anymore!) anyways, wahtever you did seems to have worked for ya, so keep it up! bye fer now biggrin

Friday Jul 11, 2003

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Had two days off from work. Man that felt great I don't think I'll go back to work ever. Atleast thats what i tell myself. Monday I'll be back to the grind stone. And know for a little lyric the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered...
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paleenchantress:
just wanted to stop by and say hi smile
dragonreborn:
man that is too cool on the saliva dudes. i was working pretty close to shreveport a year ofr so back and heard " my disease " on the radio and thought damn that is a badass tune. actually that song is both of my boys favorite. rand always says dad play "huagh". what's your band's name man.

Monday Jul 07, 2003

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a little self male bashing for all the ladies out there that want to laugh at the male gender A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's...
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bluefreak:
leave it up to a man to just drink and not ask questions *LOL* dumbass. hey dont worry about me ill be ok i just get all bummed and shit its ok though ill be fine and creating fiendish plans of mass destruction and chaos in no time.
*rubber Chicken of DOOM*
dragonreborn:
oh yea that's another one to pass along. how's it going in western tn. man it has rained and rained and rained down here. kick it, it's the weekend.

Friday Jul 04, 2003

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Today was one of those great rare days.Hung out with all of my bestfriends(more like family),got super shitfaced,got ta blow shit up,had a really good show,and other stuff that was BAD ASS! Well hear it is yet another joke of the day. A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was...
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bluefreak:
*L* cute
*rubber chicken of DOOM*

Thursday Jul 03, 2003

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Yes three day weekend! We play a show tommorrow on the fourth. Its going to be bad ass. Triple 6 is going to be playing next door to us. So i'm going ta have ta reprasent us. Its time to dawn the gehtto gear and get a buck wild in dat mutha fucka! Everytime they play here in good ole memphis someone gets shot. Memphis...
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knickers:
LMFAO
bluefreak:
i havent moved yet....not till saturday. i have everything packed though pretty much so im set to move this weekend. i might not have net for a little while but i shall return make my words the Freak shall be back *EG* muaahahahhahahahahahah

Tuesday Jul 01, 2003

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here is yet another joke to tempt your taste buds..... Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist...
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paleenchantress:
did u go and check out the pics from scarlett ? she has a link to go on smile..there is a sexxy one of us hugging *yay* !!
knine:
hahaha

Sunday Jun 29, 2003

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Not super funny but as usual it made me laugh. Hope you like it. I've got ta work tommorrow so i need to try to get some sleep, like that will happen. Well any way hope you enjoy. Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned...
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quest36833:
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
suzy_lee:
smile
i thought it was funny.
thank you for the email by the way.

how are you doing in tennessseeeeee?

Sunday Jun 29, 2003

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here is yet another joke for you guy who like to laugh
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top...
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dragonreborn:
excellent
paleenchantress:
just wanted to let you know 10-21 are new pics smile !!*drool* !

Saturday Jun 28, 2003

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yet another joke to make you all smile.

A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.

The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"

The man replies, "Yes I do."

The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"

The man replies, "No, I left it at home."...
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dragonreborn:
sleep my brother sleep.........
bluefreak:
sounds like something i would do *L*
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