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Went to a friends wedding today. It was very nice. She had set it up at the New Daisy, wich is one of memphis main venues. It was a rock and roll wedding it was so bad ass. We got to play white wedding, follow by a tomahawk song. Bad assness. Well enough of my dribble here is anothe joke to put a smile on your faces, hope you like
A teenage girl arriving home from school asks her mother, Is it true what the teacher told us today?"

Whats that? the mother replied.

That babies come from the same place that boys put their penises, the daughter said.

Yes it is dear, mother said, glad that the subject had finally come up at school.

But when I have a baby, the girl responded, Wont it knock my teeth out?