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Friday Jul 11, 2003

Jul 11, 2003
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Had two days off from work. Man that felt great I don't think I'll go back to work ever. Atleast thats what i tell myself. Monday I'll be back to the grind stone. And know for a little lyric the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.

So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!



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paleenchantress:
just wanted to stop by and say hi smile
Jul 15, 2003
dragonreborn:
man that is too cool on the saliva dudes. i was working pretty close to shreveport a year ofr so back and heard " my disease " on the radio and thought damn that is a badass tune. actually that song is both of my boys favorite. rand always says dad play "huagh". what's your band's name man.
Jul 17, 2003

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