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Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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heres my joke for the day so enjoy. There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa
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dragonreborn:
ha..good joke. yeah man i paited the scene on the wall of my son's room. on the opposite wall i have a scene of a castle on a cliff overlooking the ocean, with a dragon flying overhead. if i would ever get off my lazy butt and take photos i could put them in my pics. one day i guess.... kick it.
Jun 25, 2003
paleenchantress:
haha !! love it smile !! thanks for the compliment as well smile

i get to scarlett friday yay!! smile
*geesh, i cant type hehe !! i ment i get to see scarlett on friday smile

[Edited on Jun 25, 2003]
Jun 25, 2003

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