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Sunday Jun 22, 2003

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this is one of my favorites
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
miao!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
autumn:
Wow thats great.kiss
Jun 23, 2003
dragonreborn:
just called a crack team of scientists and your idea has been submitted. you my friend could be a national hero! well if not we'll all have fun with the tacos. kick it.
Jun 23, 2003

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