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Yesiree Bubba,
See if you know this one...

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through my transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"

But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bomber
Then I thought about my mama
Then I looked around, fooled around
played around a while and then

I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned oh me oh my

Now it took seven months of urgin' just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit

I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my

Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my


I still can't believe Shel Silverstein is gone.

Just saw 200 Motels again...

The Scene: Two chicks that work at a boutique in Centerville.

Boutique Woman #1 "Guys in bands are so depressing when they've been on the road for so long and they haven't gotten any action."

BW #2: "They drool on you!"

BW #1: "It's just all the things they say...it's just so...eeeewwwww.!"

BW #2: "Eeeewwww on the pillows!"