zappagonzo

Hey everybody and Happy Holidays!,
I am in the process of building a website right now. Eh, big fuckin' deal. Here's the link:American Roadhouse Studio, mind you if you go to it right now all it will say is "site is under construction." Maybe by this evening, I'll unlock the doors to the place, and plug in the jukebox. (UPDATE @ 9:00 pm: It's open, come on in and pull up a chair.)

Other than that work sucks harder than Linda Lovelace on Harry Reams, because my boss and every one higher up than me is only concerned with money and not the people that make the money for these scat junkie yuppie freaks. Oh well. I have no real intention to do anything at work other than watch Jackass: The Movie on the computer.

Here's a little xmas song for everyone. I just heard it a while back.

The Pope Smokes Dope
David Peel & The Lower Eastside Boys

The pope smokes dope,
The dope smokes pope,
The pope smokes dope...

Chorus:
The pope smokes dope, God gave him the grass
The pope smokes dope, he likes to smoke in mass
The pope smokes dope, he's a groovy head
The pope smokes dope, the pope smokes dope
(oh yeah! 3x)

God is high on mescaline, Satan's high on smack
Popes in Rome get stoned on grass, Jesus freaks are back
Jesus Christ a super-hippie never shoot up junk
Popes in Rome get stoned alone, priests, in church get drunk

(Chorus)

Now Jack 'n' Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water
Jill forgot to take her pill, now she's got a daughter
Taking pills is not a joke for a groovy Pope
Birth control can be a toke of marijuana smoke

(Chorus)

The pope is getting higher (re: higher! higher! - 4x)

(Chorus)

Cha! Cha! Cha!


Hope everyone is doin' OK out there. I'll talk a little later. See you down the road....