"And there I am in Sri Lanka, formly Ceylon,at 3 oclock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldnt go on stage that night.
So Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the the door and mentions theres a lil sweet shop on the edge of town.
So, we go. And, its closed.
So there's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this lil sweet shop right.
Well....instead of a guard dog theyve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger.
Well, I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, thats a differnt story altogether.
I had to beat them to death with thier own shoes"
Okay....guess where this is from
First one to guess right gets 50 Zani dollars. What are Zani dollars you ask? Why.....Zani dollars are what you use in Zani land of course
Come ride the rides and visit Zani the pychotic luposlipaphobic hedgehog comander
Didnt answer the question first? No worries! For a small fee of $83.58 you too can visit Zani land Dont forget to get your cash changed to Zani dollars before entering though....cuz thats all we take 
($18.49US dollars= 1 Zani dollar)
And for a limited time only....50 Zani dollars for one nakie pic Thats right ladies! For just one Nakie pic you can get 50 Zani dollars! (if this works you all can officailly call me an advertising GOD )
Just for the hell of it since everyone else is doing it.....discribe me in one word. (If I like it thats 10 extra Zani dollars to you so you all better do some ass kissing )
So Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the the door and mentions theres a lil sweet shop on the edge of town.
So, we go. And, its closed.
So there's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this lil sweet shop right.
Well....instead of a guard dog theyve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger.
Well, I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, thats a differnt story altogether.
I had to beat them to death with thier own shoes"
Okay....guess where this is from
First one to guess right gets 50 Zani dollars. What are Zani dollars you ask? Why.....Zani dollars are what you use in Zani land of course
Come ride the rides and visit Zani the pychotic luposlipaphobic hedgehog comander
Didnt answer the question first? No worries! For a small fee of $83.58 you too can visit Zani land
Dont forget to get your cash changed to Zani dollars before entering though....cuz thats all we take ($18.49US dollars= 1 Zani dollar)
And for a limited time only....50 Zani dollars for one nakie pic
Thats right ladies! For just one Nakie pic you can get 50 Zani dollars! (if this works you all can officailly call me an advertising GOD )
Just for the hell of it since everyone else is doing it.....discribe me in one word. (If I like it thats 10 extra Zani dollars to you so you all better do some ass kissing
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megz:
will do sweet heart 
sunheart:
To answer your question. Yes I use photoshop. It is my best friend