zanafar

Well....work last night sucked.....we were really busy. But I still feel good.....like I just had a great day.
Know why?
Just before I left for work I got to talk to a perticalur woman that Ive been talking to for a while. And that alone made the day great. I am really enjoying every second I talk to her. I only hope she realizes just how much I like her. I feel almost silly.....like a school boy with a crush.

Anyway.....the story isnt going QUITE as well as I hoped, but its kinda cool so I'll keep it going. Here is the whole thing so far. Everyone who reads this can add a little more to it....have fun and go crazy

Vallin had been walking for days......stopping only for quick naps in trees and too fix food (and there was one encounter with a elf girl that still left a smile on his face). A week ago word had reached his village of the hidious monster which held the kingdom of Jelingo in the grip of terror.....and there was also word of a huge reward to be awarded to the one who slayed the beast. And of course.....the princess of Jelingo was well known as being excedingly beautiful(and VERY hospitable to strangers) Vallin smiled again at the thought.
Then his train of thought derailed....a shrill scream pierced through the forest. By pure reflex he reached for his....

Axe, and charged down the narrow path onward to an opening in the forrest. The screaming stopped, but only for a second, as an arrow pierced the side of a tree, no more than a few inches from his face. his eyes twiched, his hands gripped the axe with almost inhuman intensity, and there, only a few feet from him sprung from the forrest, a couple of...

..demonic faeries, eyes shining, mouths twisted in a perverse grin as they saw him. Each one carried a sword of passion, dripping with blood from having slain the last warrior who dared enter their domain. Vallin knew that this feat would not be one of ease or simplicity, so he stared back at these hideous yet somewhat enchanting creatures and.....

decided against using the axe and instead fished under his loincloth for his ample wang and...

...found nothing! His wang had been stolen! Vallin panicked and ran away screaming until he saw...

..a swiftly flowing river and he dove in. The currents swept him under the water and tucked him into the waves like a new born babe. Icy cold water over his skin made it difficult to move. As he burst through to the surface and gasped for air he saw...

.....another of the demonic fairys, who held his wang before him....taunting him.
"you want this back dont you?" she teased
Well then.....you just have to answer my riddle then" and then she gave a sadistic little giggle.
Vallin considered lunging at the fairy....but the nimble little creature could easily avoid him and fly off, and then he would never see his wang again......he thought it best to try to answer the riddle......

He crawled out of the icy water slowly and seductively, looking at the demon fairy with lusty eyes. He shivered as he clambered up on to rocks that had been warmed by the sun's heat. His nipples were hard and his wangnuggets were shrunken by the cold water. He lay back on his elbows to dry off and the fairy looked at him, bewildered. She began to speak...

Okay.....add more to it. Have fun and be creative and nutty
I'll add on every comment as they come