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So, it's the night before NYE and while I'm sure I'll have plenty to write about later, I'm writing now because of the conversion I just had.

Apparently, according to my friend Ashley, my inner circle of friends think I'm BISEXUAL!!! And this wouldn't be a bad thing if they weren't completely wrong.

While driving Ash home from the Gold Club (arguably on of the best strip clubs in Jax) she confided in me that "it's OK, we all know", "I can tell" and "it won't leave the car if you wanna admit it". I mostly just listened to her rambling, finding the whole thing to be very amusing considering she was way off base and that it wasn't the first time that I heard those exact same words said in my car. The first time, come to think of it, was from a girlfriend's best friend while also driving her home from the Gold Club... lol.

Ash's main argument was that while she and all of our friends have seen me pick up quite a few women, none have seen my get emotionally attached to any one of them (with the exception of one bartender that I dated and eventually got away).

Thought tonight, one of the funniest things Ash said was, "Sometimes I don't know whether to hit on you or take you shopping for advice!"

At that point I fucking lost it, had to pull over and laughed my ass of!!! Good times...