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Wednesday Jan 09, 2013

Jan 9, 2013
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Alright, I got a fun story you guys. So last night I had a "special" friend over. Nothing to graphic was going on, she was "handling" my wee man, which is always a good thing. But me being dead tired couldn't help but make a joke about kissing him goodnight. Which surprisingly she did... literally, a single peck and that was it... and she got a chuckle from it. So me being the genius I am decide to add "Hmm maybe I think it would be better if you make out with him". Which she promptly responds with "Whats in it for me?". Now here is where my genius kicks in to high gear, rather than taking my time and being careful about my next words I simply blurt out "The satisfaction of a job well done." I was damn near in hysterics, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time and this laughing fit went on for probably a good 5-10 min, my eyes were watering and my gut hurt I was laughing so hard and long. Not really sure of the exact time when it happened but needless to say she rolled over and ignored me for the remainder of the night. Sort of shot myself in the foot in one aspect but it was totally worth it for the giggle fit, I ended up lying in bed awake for awhile trying to stifle my laughter for awhile afterward. Even now I still can't help but laugh while thinking about it.

For those of you that read this I hope you get at least a little laugh from this cause I found it hilarious biggrin

And an update on the tattoo I want. I found a shop not too far from home where apparently they are considered to be the best in the county and after seeing their handy work I may have to agree. But saturday I'm going up to see them so hopefully in a short time after said meeting I'll have something for show and tell.

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