All I know is that I've never thought I could get so shitfaced where I don't remember what happened. Well, I'll be damned.
From what I hear I was topless at some point. I guess I pulled my pants down to get spanked?
I smoked all of my pot.
I sprained my thumb during punch for punch. Because I can't punch.
I hit on my friend Anna and woke up at her house with someone's tool shirt on, where she left me shitfaced notes, water, and cheese its. We did not have sex.
I had to get dragged out of the woods.
I'm just going to shake my head and pretend this didn't happen to me.
From what I hear I was topless at some point. I guess I pulled my pants down to get spanked?
I smoked all of my pot.
I sprained my thumb during punch for punch. Because I can't punch.
I hit on my friend Anna and woke up at her house with someone's tool shirt on, where she left me shitfaced notes, water, and cheese its. We did not have sex.
I had to get dragged out of the woods.
I'm just going to shake my head and pretend this didn't happen to me.
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jayenh:
It's more fun to remember not remembering when you did it in the woods, not with someone who might be a future boss ....
silveronthetree:
Sounds great, would have loved to see ya shake your thing 