zaftigg

So um, yeah... I'm fucking doin a suspension in august. The guy who is gonna help me out is the tits. and um, I gotta stop masturbating so much or my god damned vagina's gonna fall off.

Take that and run with it, cool?

c0ck

I bumped my lip on a biscuit.

But seriously, folks. I dropped alot of bling to have fibonacci's golden spiral carved into the side of my head. and it's gorgeous.I'm starting to fall in love with things. my sex drive is on overload. My close friend Nicolette is moving to chicago in september and visiting in june. My muse, evin, is visiting the 17th of...
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SHIT SCHEISSE MERDE

What did George Bush say when he met Tony Blair?

SHIT SCHEISSE MERDE


Right. Rochester calls. I've got to find away to get my mind off replay.

I have all these ideas for new age porn. Shit that actually gets you off in a striking way.

I ain't fuckin scared of no lions tigers n bears.

If I had a dollar for...
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This is just a tribute.

You gotta believe me and I wish you were there. Wait. Wait. You like that? Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. Awww.. Shouldn't have fucked me so hard.



Libido factor through the roof. asexuality waning to a thread. Don't leave the tuna out for more than a day. dig?

clit0ck

ps. My Cat

HAHAHAHAAH I just fuckin found out that the aesthetics teacher who I am smitten with and who I get along with really well... well, listen to this, right?

All last semester she was mentioning how she's a newlywed and how it's odd using a new last name (Connelly). Later in the semester she brings up, before a screening of the scottish film The Ratcatcher that...
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In the midst of gathering shit to move I found my vice bag.

In the vice bag I found Ron Jeremy rolling papers... that say strong enough to handle the biggest load. The papers themselves have pornographic drawings on them.

I'll only want you if you're 17, by the way.

Final film reels turned out so gorgeous I nearly creamed myself in the editing suite....
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Question: How is it that the fatter I get, the hornier I get? My asexual streak has broken down. I think I'm gonna start training for boxing to get this chub down and get this energy out. Can you dig it?

Now I'm off to sacrifice coconuts to my monkey god.

cliz0ck.

ps roommate getting kicked out. cross your finger that it goes through.

pss...
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I bumped my lip on a biscuit!

Thinkin' 'bout my man, it really makes me sick. The shit got soft, steamy slick. It came out in a blast that was really foul. Forget the white cloud. I need the bounty towel. I need a new life. I've got to reform. I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm. I've gotta be strong. Gotta be brave. Don't wanna bear the title: Miss Toilet...
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