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FETT'S VETTE:

Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my delorian
War's over I'm a
Peace time Madalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in deabte
Buffet plate at Bennigans

rhyme renegade
sure to penetrate
first and second defense
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do and
Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be
Hiding at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's
On the detention level

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette

I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

Say my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not acting right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the jist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yyour mama is a bitch
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot the gift

Got Bambinas at Cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
You're little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive
Pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an Imperial fleet
Backin me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta Death Star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to Hammer Head
At Mos Eisley Bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar in speech therapy

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette

I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste

Get down

Slice you open like a Tan Tan
Faster than the autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the paln unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweeked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See I'm not a retard
Or gay like de barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The sith wish that they
had a dick so hard
Cuz it's long long ago
in a pussy far far

Call me master 'cause I'm
Faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MC's
Can call me sire

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette

I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste

Get down

MC Chris