zaftigg

Question: How is it that the fatter I get, the hornier I get? My asexual streak has broken down. I think I'm gonna start training for boxing to get this chub down and get this energy out. Can you dig it?

Now I'm off to sacrifice coconuts to my monkey god.

cliz0ck.

ps roommate getting kicked out. cross your finger that it goes through.

pss I could really learn to hate people again

psss touch me. I'm dick.