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::Update:: Success!

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Alright. So let's talk about the smurf that splooged on my le boosh. It was a first attempt... I'm not giving up. I will have a vibrant intensely teal bush. And arm pitters to match.

These shots were all taken after my feller proclaimed "I love you!!" as he splooged. I uh. I kinda dug that.


(currently my favorite picture of him... he's the little tyke... to clarify... that photo is at least 22 years old...)

What is all's y'alls doin for Spring?
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muggan_music:
Happy Birthday!
xoxo
Apr 20, 2009
wsoxfan:
Happy belated birthday. I feel terrible that I missed it. I'm really bad with keeping up with those things. I should get a calendar and mark all of my friends' birthdays. So far I've been too lazy to do it, which is no excuse.

I'd suggest that you punish me for the oversight by giving me a thorough whipping, but that would be rewarding me, not punishing me.

Hope all is well.
Apr 26, 2009

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