HAHAHAHAAH I just fuckin found out that the aesthetics teacher who I am smitten with and who I get along with really well... well, listen to this, right?
All last semester she was mentioning how she's a newlywed and how it's odd using a new last name (Connelly). Later in the semester she brings up, before a screening of the scottish film The Ratcatcher that...
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All last semester she was mentioning how she's a newlywed and how it's odd using a new last name (Connelly). Later in the semester she brings up, before a screening of the scottish film The Ratcatcher that...
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In the midst of gathering shit to move I found my vice bag.
In the vice bag I found Ron Jeremy rolling papers... that say strong enough to handle the biggest load. The papers themselves have pornographic drawings on them.
I'll only want you if you're 17, by the way.
Final film reels turned out so gorgeous I nearly creamed myself in the editing suite....
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In the vice bag I found Ron Jeremy rolling papers... that say strong enough to handle the biggest load. The papers themselves have pornographic drawings on them.
I'll only want you if you're 17, by the way.
Final film reels turned out so gorgeous I nearly creamed myself in the editing suite....
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girl303:
hey girl. sorry u missed it. i got a cd for u. 
lotusmonger:
are we still in acting together this musty summer?
I was on stage Saturday! I was told I had presence
pbbbbt!?!?!!??? who knows? I'm wary of such claims until I play Willy Loman in Streetcar. (i know, I know, Willy Loman was in A Thousand Clowns).. 
I was on stage Saturday! I was told I had presence
pbbbbt!?!?!!??? who knows? I'm wary of such claims until I play Willy Loman in Streetcar. (i know, I know, Willy Loman was in A Thousand Clowns).. Question: How is it that the fatter I get, the hornier I get? My asexual streak has broken down. I think I'm gonna start training for boxing to get this chub down and get this energy out. Can you dig it?
Now I'm off to sacrifice coconuts to my monkey god.
cliz0ck.
ps roommate getting kicked out. cross your finger that it goes through.
pss...
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Now I'm off to sacrifice coconuts to my monkey god.
cliz0ck.
ps roommate getting kicked out. cross your finger that it goes through.
pss...
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n:
sweet. now all they have to do is kick out that dumbass security guard.
see you tonight.
[Edited on May 18, 2005 2:58PM]
see you tonight.
[Edited on May 18, 2005 2:58PM]
spiked:
fingers crossed...isn't coconut monkey some random pcgamer thing?
I bumped my lip on a biscuit!
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apexxx:
ow! that fuckin hurts, ive done it once before...
how many stitches did you get?
how many stitches did you get?
girl303:
hey girl...u going sat? i hope so!!
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doll_:
my name: brooke
my daddy: you
and since it is you then you would probbably know how rich you are. no start spendin some of those duckets on me-
kisses,
your bitch.
my daddy: you
and since it is you then you would probbably know how rich you are. no start spendin some of those duckets on me-
kisses,
your bitch.
skeksi:
Let's go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it.
Thinkin' 'bout my man, it really makes me sick. The shit got soft, steamy slick. It came out in a blast that was really foul. Forget the white cloud. I need the bounty towel. I need a new life. I've got to reform. I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm. I've gotta be strong. Gotta be brave. Don't wanna bear the title: Miss Toilet...
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doll_:
heres your lovin you sassy bitch.
you are the hottest. and ethyl merman get me pretty stiff as well.
you are the hottest. and ethyl merman get me pretty stiff as well.
lotusmonger:
yes it is adult swim! from Sealab...
thursday will work
thursday will work
This is odd, but I don't think I'll ever forgive Jason for the way I feel now.
I don't think I'll forgive him for the dreams I've been having this month or the Saturday nights I spend searching suicide girls for him under a different name.
I don't think I'll be able to forgive him for making me wonder if I should be in grief....
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I don't think I'll forgive him for the dreams I've been having this month or the Saturday nights I spend searching suicide girls for him under a different name.
I don't think I'll be able to forgive him for making me wonder if I should be in grief....
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notoriousdug:
No one deserves to feel like that...
I'm with 303...
I'm with 303...
lotusmonger:
i'm big on forgiving the assholes of the world it makes me feel better than them
I'm sorry I didn't get around to setting up Palindromes today... yesterday's weather was better for that anyways...
but it's been a crazy shock week and I have to finish up the work I was supposed to do then...
I still want to see it... we should meet up downtown for some food this week in betweens classes.
it makes me feel better than them
I'm sorry I didn't get around to setting up Palindromes today... yesterday's weather was better for that anyways...
but it's been a crazy shock week and I have to finish up the work I was supposed to do then...
I still want to see it... we should meet up downtown for some food this week in betweens classes.
you smell like the inside of my mama's purse.
Computress is home from Apple. And she is feeling much much better.
Got a promotion at work. Going to be a verry busy month, but that's not bad, necisarily.
I'm in love with my future roommate. I look forward to living with her.
My lips are chapped.
my face is greasy and I love you long...
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Computress is home from Apple. And she is feeling much much better.
Got a promotion at work. Going to be a verry busy month, but that's not bad, necisarily.
I'm in love with my future roommate. I look forward to living with her.
My lips are chapped.
my face is greasy and I love you long...
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lotusmonger:
where are you moving to in the city? mama's purses have nothing on "a sister's coat pocket stuffed with Trident gum, in the winter"
good work on the promotioninging... longer hours, lot more work, not a lot more money (apologies to Seinfeld).
good work on the promotioninging... longer hours, lot more work, not a lot more money (apologies to Seinfeld).
skeksi:
Your new user name cracks me up. Mortimer is one of my favorite names, I had a goldfish named Mortimer, you have done a commendable job ridding my garage of this bug.
And I also ask, where are you moving to? Not Humboldt Park I hope...
And I also ask, where are you moving to? Not Humboldt Park I hope...
You are the light of my life.
My imac is at ze apple store and yes, it is the logic board. because pobody's nerfect.
I'm tired and I smell like cat piss. And my phone is dying but I can still just call to say I love you.
rock
t diddle
My imac is at ze apple store and yes, it is the logic board. because pobody's nerfect.
I'm tired and I smell like cat piss. And my phone is dying but I can still just call to say I love you.
rock
t diddle
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n:
i shit you not kid my father watches lifetime and the hallmark channel all the bloody time...and when i catch him doing it he's sincerely confused that its some women's network he's watching. ha.
esme:
Heya there.
I kept meaning to tell you that it was nice to meet you, if briefly, at Rodan last week. But I am so lazy.
Plus it took me a little while to find you, what with the name change and all.
Will you come out again sometimes?
I kept meaning to tell you that it was nice to meet you, if briefly, at Rodan last week. But I am so lazy.
Plus it took me a little while to find you, what with the name change and all.
Will you come out again sometimes?
"It's better to be preoccupied with sex than occupied with it."
Amen.
Speaking of which, I am sex and all that it implies. I got a rockin new 'do and I'm going to get a new piercing today with crack master Jason Morningstar of Rochester. He is the only man I trust with surface. Fo' sho'
Home is well. Puppies are well. I'm going rollerskating...
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Amen.
Speaking of which, I am sex and all that it implies. I got a rockin new 'do and I'm going to get a new piercing today with crack master Jason Morningstar of Rochester. He is the only man I trust with surface. Fo' sho'
Home is well. Puppies are well. I'm going rollerskating...
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fredfarnance:
oh my god, the ole horizon days.
Wow I was a member ther when it was a fitness center
Wow I was a member ther when it was a fitness center
n:
ok dude i think i want to do this. we didnt have much time to talk about it the other day but i'm wondering, what did you think of the old lady idea? insane? would you be down with getting together to brainstorm?
after a 10 hour shooting day... my week can begin to slow down. I'm wearing underwear from the hospital.
N did an amazing job on the shoot yesterday and jeebus loves me long time.
I go back to Rochester tomorrow. I get to see my boxer puppies. I'm psyched.
it doesn't feel like my birthday, but I'll take your word that it is.
cl0ck
N did an amazing job on the shoot yesterday and jeebus loves me long time.
I go back to Rochester tomorrow. I get to see my boxer puppies. I'm psyched.
it doesn't feel like my birthday, but I'll take your word that it is.
cl0ck
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kail:
Happy birthday! Love to see you in your hospital undies! Or, not.
Can't wait to see the film.
Or, not.
Can't wait to see the film.
Things you think about during a session of particularly ungratifying sex
It is dark in the bedroom. Only the single tableside lamp casts a warm glow over the moving figures. Jay and Alice are fucking, missionary style. They are both avoiding eye contact and neither is very winded by the activity at hand. As they continue on, barely breaking sweats, Alice begins to imagine what...
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It is dark in the bedroom. Only the single tableside lamp casts a warm glow over the moving figures. Jay and Alice are fucking, missionary style. They are both avoiding eye contact and neither is very winded by the activity at hand. As they continue on, barely breaking sweats, Alice begins to imagine what...
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jb:
Happy Birthday...enjoy your special day!
apexxx:
Happy Birthday Spanking Day!!!
i met paul barker when i was hangin out at chicago trax once... he was tall...