got home today from visiting my friend j up in the boston area. boy am i not glad to be home. i really wanted to stay tonight, too, but i didn't want to have to go through the excuse making process for work tomorrow. i had some awesome pizza before i left j's place. it had so many damn toppings on it that when the lady behind the counter handed it to me, she goes, "watch out, it's kinda heavy." i though, yeah right, until she put it in my hands and i realized, shit she wasn't kidding, this is the heaviest pizza ever, maybe i forgot that i had ordered extra gravity on it.
most times when i go on trips i return with less money than when i started. this, however, was not the case this weekend. j and i totally raped his brothers and their friends in a game of texas hold 'em. (the card game, not some redneck pasttime you've only imagined in your most filthy moments). i would have played till the bitter end, but i was the only one of the last three that felt that way. all i know is that i walked away with almost $80. then i proceeded to remember how reediculously drunk i had gotten during the game. that involved a little bit of falling out of chairs.
i washed a lot of dishes on friday while j and his girl, kerri, were at work. i didn't have much to do otherwise. i also wrote a letter to fancyketchup and caught up on everybody's journal. which took significantly less time than i had imagined it would.
mxc (most extreme elimination challenge) is one of the best things to ever happen to mindless television viewers, as i sometimes slide, eyelids held only half open, higher brain functions diving off the map, into that category. man do i love seeing japanese people fucking themselves up while wearing goofy getups. randy brought up an interesting point the other day. would it be wrong to call someone who is japanese "niponese"?. after all, the name for japan in japanese is nipon (which led to being called "nips" when one was trying to belittle them, but hell, how does that even work?) there is no real point to that question. anyone who answers in seriousness wins a poke in the eye. with a bus. on fire. falling out the window. covered in cathair. on their new black outfit. or ensemble, if you will.
done for now i think.
reprazent.
most times when i go on trips i return with less money than when i started. this, however, was not the case this weekend. j and i totally raped his brothers and their friends in a game of texas hold 'em. (the card game, not some redneck pasttime you've only imagined in your most filthy moments). i would have played till the bitter end, but i was the only one of the last three that felt that way. all i know is that i walked away with almost $80. then i proceeded to remember how reediculously drunk i had gotten during the game. that involved a little bit of falling out of chairs.
i washed a lot of dishes on friday while j and his girl, kerri, were at work. i didn't have much to do otherwise. i also wrote a letter to fancyketchup and caught up on everybody's journal. which took significantly less time than i had imagined it would.
mxc (most extreme elimination challenge) is one of the best things to ever happen to mindless television viewers, as i sometimes slide, eyelids held only half open, higher brain functions diving off the map, into that category. man do i love seeing japanese people fucking themselves up while wearing goofy getups. randy brought up an interesting point the other day. would it be wrong to call someone who is japanese "niponese"?. after all, the name for japan in japanese is nipon (which led to being called "nips" when one was trying to belittle them, but hell, how does that even work?) there is no real point to that question. anyone who answers in seriousness wins a poke in the eye. with a bus. on fire. falling out the window. covered in cathair. on their new black outfit. or ensemble, if you will.
done for now i think.
reprazent.
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I have the flu and haven't done anything other than sleep. I am really sick.
I am going to the doctor today.
xoxo