zabloboy

I've been trying to find a good quote for Easter Sunday.

Here's one I like from the quixotic and obscure Dan Rather:


"Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek."



How does this relate to Easter, you might ask?
Actually, I don't have a fucking clue.

Well I see my buddy Ed Schultz was shoved aside from MSNBC.
Like Olbermann before him, these guys just get too full of
themselves and are forced to make the leap to obscurity.

Their hearts are in the right place, no question, but their egos are
just too big.


There's a difference between being loud and clever and being
loud and obnoxious. Loud and obnoxious...
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I've come to notice that the larger the place you live in,
the harder it is to be the coolest man in town.

So I am constantly being forced to downsize. Tough to
find a place smaller than Zablo Hills that has electricity
and running water though.... I mean probably I could
live with that but no internet = no porn = serious issue.

Plus...
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My idea of a good vacation is staying in town
while all the people who annoy me leave.


The best way to get rid of goofballs who start hanging
around you in a bar is to lend them money.


Zabloboy, March 17, 2013

Today is that special day that comes only once a year....

Yup - you guessed it - that day between the Ides of March
and St. Patrick's Day.

I always used to wonder what it meant, but now I'm starting
to think not a goddam fucking thing....

There's some buzz around town about plans to merge my town Zablo Hills
with the next one over, Zablo Valley. If true it would be the most
exciting political news around here since they shifted the garbage
and recycling pickup day from Tuesday to Monday. Lots of people
still upset about that.

This is an old idea, also proposed when I was mayor decades ago....
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never
see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.
Sorry for the convenience.




......Mitch Hedberg

If the law supposes that, then the law is an ass, an idiot!



.....Mr.Bumble from Oliver Twist


Wonder what he'd say these days if he saw the likes
of pointy-heads Scalia, Thomas, and Alito on
that moronic fucking excuse of a supreme court (?)

A wise man believes only in lies....


....John Houseman from the intro to Roald Dahl's "Tales of
the Unexpected", circa 1984.




A wiser man makes his lies believable....

......Zabloboy, circa 2013

Hmmm... Wonder where my girlfriend got to....
She was lying right here beside me a few minutes
ago. Well, no time to worry about that now. Sounds
like some intruder has broken into the house and
locked himself inside the bathroom again. Better
go shoot them to death first.

Then I can figure out where the girlfriend might be later.


...Oscar Pistorius

Feb. 14, 2013