story time; okay so a few months back i'm at this party my best friend and his wife are having, so i'm drinking and shit having a good time when out of nowhere my friend's wife sister slaps me(kinda hard too), so i do the right thing that a modern day man such as myself( equal rights) should do, i slapped the shit out of her (all in good fun right?), knock her to the ground and pretty much mount her, then i continue to slap her, she somehow manages to flip me over and get on top of me and slap me back (repeditaly). so we get pulled apart laughing and shit (drunk 
), i break free knock her back down and we go at it again. once we stop her friend (4'8') starts yelling at me and getting all hysterical, talking about i abuse women and all kinds of shit, so what did i do? i head butted her 
, went in the other room and passed out. 
yah for drinking right?
so i find out recently that she just slapped me because everyone else she slapped did nothing, so i showed her that i'm not a male chauvinistic pig and that i see men and women as equals
fun had by all.
megaton out
), i break free knock her back down and we go at it again. once we stop her friend (4'8') starts yelling at me and getting all hysterical, talking about i abuse women and all kinds of shit, so what did i do? i head butted her , went in the other room and passed out.
yah for drinking right?
so i find out recently that she just slapped me because everyone else she slapped did nothing, so i showed her that i'm not a male chauvinistic pig and that i see men and women as equals
fun had by all.
megaton out
avaneveah:
Thats the spirit
violently:
abusing women is hot