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Okay... So tomorrow is Monday... I should add that to my things that make me sad list.

3 hour meeting to look forward to... Yippeeeee...

They don't make a coffee big enough...

- G

I feel like a big bag of shit today... The end.

So today... Not one but 2 modems show up... And I get a phone call from head office... Lets test your bandwidth I say OK HEAD OFFICE GUY... Then when we're done, he says... You should be getting 10X that much speed!!!

I was nice and let it go... I've been nice, I've been patient, I've been a good customer... It's a bit of a...
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your...
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How simple is it to push the buttons on your keyboard and click a couple of mouse buttons AND ORDER THE FUCKING MODEM YOU SAID WOULD BE HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!????????

OH... But they've given me a free month! Yippeeeee... I can sleep well tonite! I am so pleased that they are placating me with something that actually costs them NOTHING! I should feel special! That makes...
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I HATE GETTING SCREWED AROUND BY ISPs!!! I AM A NETADMIN!!! I KNOW THAT I SHOULD BE GETTING MORE THAN 32KBPS FROM A HIGHSPEED DSL CONNECTION!!! I KNOW IT IS NOT A SETTING ON ANY OF THE 4 MACHINES I HAVE TRIED ON MY CONNECTION... DON'T TELL ME EVERYTHING IS FINE AND MY CONNECTION COULDN"T BE ANYMORE PERFECT!!! AND COME TO MY DOOR AND SPEAK...
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Pauley Perrette makes me happy... She is an eloquent writer! And I wanna bite her!!!