WOW! So what a completely weird ass weekend...
Went to Guelph for my Buddies 30th birthday and bumped into a guy I work with at the hotel we stayed at. Had an amazing meal at the Carden St. Cafe. The wine was outstanding!!! Soooooooooooo good. That's not so strange... The fact that my X-wife that I haven't seen in 8yrs came out and joined us, that was a little odd. I didn't really care, but it was just really odd. All of my friends kept looking at me and then back at her. It was a bit of a messy break up... You know the kind you have when you find your friends dick in your wife... But it was eons ago and to be honest, I'm much happier now than I was back then. Sooooooooooooooooooo... That was fine, like I said... The food was excellent, and the wine (All 4 bottles) was tasty. Then, out to the bar so the ladies could dance... For the record, I don't dance... For the safety of all those around me, I just don't do it... Sooooooooooooo the X's husband shows up, apologizes to me for fucking my wife, and buys me drinks... I was thinking to myself... "Fuck buddy I made it out before she had 4 kids... You're stuck with her now!" I graciously accepted his apology, and the tasty beverages. I have to give him props for doing it after so long... Now this whole time, my wonderful lady friend has been dancing her little ass off on the dance floor. Her only comment to me was just after the X walked into the restaurant, she leaned in and whispered, "What the fuck were you thinking... I'm glad your taste improved." Bahahahahaha... Now seriously my X has had 4 kids since the divorce, so its expected that she would have put on some weight... To be honest though, I was half expecting to see Carrie Fisher chain to her in a gold bikini... It was just startling. So I drank and I drank, and apparently my lady friend got all bitchy and pissy with me at some point (I have no recollection of this). From what she tells me she got "drunk" angry 'cause I pointed out some chick on the dance floor who was quite hot (no recollection of that either - DAMN!!!). Normally she would be admiring right there along with me, but she has come to the conclusion that rum makes her an angry drunk... Go figure! Soooooo she keeps apologizing and analyzing her actions... I keep telling her to forget it 'cause it obviously didn't stop me from having a good time! THEN after quite a bit of fun, we went to subway where I ordered a meaty meat sandwich with everything but pineapple on it. Went back to the hotel, flipped on the TV ate, and passed out... w00t! The only problem... Missed out on Hotel room sex!
But, all is good with me and the lady... 9 months together on the 18th and we haven't had a single argument... That's fucked up! But awesome...
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... My aunt was rushed to the hospital on Friday night with symptoms of a stroke. They have no idea what was wrong, but now they've put her into an induced coma! WTF???? This is no episode of House!!!! So my cousin, who was trying to celebrate his house warming party on Saturday was really kinda faking the excitement that his friends had come by 'cause his mother was in the hospital with her organs failing. Crazy!
Just one fucked up weirdass weekend, but except for my aunt being REALLY ill, it was a good time...
Hope y'all had a good one...
- Z
Went to Guelph for my Buddies 30th birthday and bumped into a guy I work with at the hotel we stayed at. Had an amazing meal at the Carden St. Cafe. The wine was outstanding!!! Soooooooooooo good. That's not so strange... The fact that my X-wife that I haven't seen in 8yrs came out and joined us, that was a little odd. I didn't really care, but it was just really odd. All of my friends kept looking at me and then back at her. It was a bit of a messy break up... You know the kind you have when you find your friends dick in your wife... But it was eons ago and to be honest, I'm much happier now than I was back then. Sooooooooooooooooooo... That was fine, like I said... The food was excellent, and the wine (All 4 bottles) was tasty. Then, out to the bar so the ladies could dance... For the record, I don't dance... For the safety of all those around me, I just don't do it... Sooooooooooooo the X's husband shows up, apologizes to me for fucking my wife, and buys me drinks... I was thinking to myself... "Fuck buddy I made it out before she had 4 kids... You're stuck with her now!" I graciously accepted his apology, and the tasty beverages. I have to give him props for doing it after so long... Now this whole time, my wonderful lady friend has been dancing her little ass off on the dance floor. Her only comment to me was just after the X walked into the restaurant, she leaned in and whispered, "What the fuck were you thinking... I'm glad your taste improved." Bahahahahaha... Now seriously my X has had 4 kids since the divorce, so its expected that she would have put on some weight... To be honest though, I was half expecting to see Carrie Fisher chain to her in a gold bikini... It was just startling. So I drank and I drank, and apparently my lady friend got all bitchy and pissy with me at some point (I have no recollection of this). From what she tells me she got "drunk" angry 'cause I pointed out some chick on the dance floor who was quite hot (no recollection of that either - DAMN!!!). Normally she would be admiring right there along with me, but she has come to the conclusion that rum makes her an angry drunk... Go figure! Soooooo she keeps apologizing and analyzing her actions... I keep telling her to forget it 'cause it obviously didn't stop me from having a good time! THEN after quite a bit of fun, we went to subway where I ordered a meaty meat sandwich with everything but pineapple on it. Went back to the hotel, flipped on the TV ate, and passed out... w00t! The only problem... Missed out on Hotel room sex!
But, all is good with me and the lady... 9 months together on the 18th and we haven't had a single argument... That's fucked up! But awesome...
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... My aunt was rushed to the hospital on Friday night with symptoms of a stroke. They have no idea what was wrong, but now they've put her into an induced coma! WTF???? This is no episode of House!!!! So my cousin, who was trying to celebrate his house warming party on Saturday was really kinda faking the excitement that his friends had come by 'cause his mother was in the hospital with her organs failing. Crazy!
Just one fucked up weirdass weekend, but except for my aunt being REALLY ill, it was a good time...
Hope y'all had a good one...
- Z
Congrats on the 9 months! That is AWESOME!
Sorry about your aunt though.