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***Updated May 4th...New Year's Day...***

Today's verse ...Please all and you will soon please no one...

How many times can I set myself up for disappointment...? How many times do I have to come away from this place used and taken advantage of...? And how many times do I have to end up ultimately more pissed off with myself than with anyone else...?
Sorry, but I am truly "not cool enough"...

I hate my birthday. I hate being one year older. If any of you doinks on my friends list are truly my friends, you'd kill me now.

Here are 10 more things to ponder:
1. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
3. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
4. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
5. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
6. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
8. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
9. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
10. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

The Kama Sutra position for this entry is called The Lovemaking of the Crow


The From-Me-to-You Song for the Moment:
"The Fuck-All-You-Sons-'o'-Bitches Waltz" by Arioch