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Sunday Feb 01, 2004

Jan 31, 2004
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First off, be nice...I'm having a rough week...

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who
once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and
replaced by exact duplicates."
His mind sees things differently than we do - to our amazement and
amusement. Here are some more of his gems:


I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.


The From-Me-to-You songs for the moment:
"I'm Deranged" by David Bowie
"I Feel" by Skunk Anansie (for Thora)
"Powder River" by Violent Indiana
and
"Creep" by Radiohead (for those two women who stared at me when I first arrived at Oakland Metro to see Bliss and Tigerlily dance on 1/31/04) frown

and the From-YOU-to-ME song for the moment:
"Slipinside" by Airlock

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evil:
"Half the people you know are below average"

This guy must know the same people I know! I didn't make it Saturday nite, like I wrote, I hung with my new chick!! wink
Feb 2, 2004
scarletbegonias:
Thanks so much for coming to our show! biggrin I'm glad you enjoyed it, but am sorry that you had some uncomfortable moments....I hope your week gets better!
Feb 2, 2004

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