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Time for a little Philosophy lesson from Confucious...

Confucious says...
He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs...

Confucious says...
Wife who puts husband in doghouse may find him in cathouse...

Confucious says...
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary...

Confucious says...
Baby concieved on backseat of car with automatic transmition grows up to be shiftless...

Confucious says...
Boy who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wakes up with solution on hand...

Confucious says...
Woman who bathes with vineger walks around with sour puss...

Confucious says...
Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts...

Confucious says...
Woman should not marry basketball player; he dribbles before he shoots...

Confucious says...
Woman who springs on inner springs this spring gets offspring next spring...

Confucious says...
Virgin like balloon, one prick and BOOM!