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SAVE DISNEY!!!

Can this be for real?? I honestly cant tell for certain, but it seems so! Perhaps we should start an organisation to Save Catholicism or Save the Fireants or Save Starbuskers.


("starbuskers" is a word I made up today that refers to the jackasses that play their acoustic guitars and sing stupid songs loudly at Starbucks- they are everywhere and they can not be killed because there is always that one dumbass blond chick who is actually enjoying it and she gets upset and makes an even more annoying noise than the Starbusker if you break his guitar and hang him with his D string. The D string is the best because the G B and E are too skinny and will actually decapitate the Starbusker, which makes too big a mess. The D string is perfect because it cuts into the neck just enough to make a nice, neat, satisfying little trickle of blood come out all the way around the throat. Do not touch dwarves. Touch my dwarves! ahhh my dwarves is bleeding!!)