youdic

I'm such an asshole when it comes to work. I've got a ridiculously cushy job where I set my own hours, take two hour lunches on the clock, and spend most of my day dicking around on the internet waiting for something to stop working. So I've spent the last year whining that my job is boring and I want more to do. Now my boss has put me in charge of a huge project that's going to take at least a year to complete - and given me a couple of drudgework monkeys - and all I can do is bitch that I have to work now