youarebeinglied2

So i have this tendancy to go lawn shopping, for those of you who are not familar that is when you steal people's lawn ornaments. It is a great time you should try it. Anyways the point of this story is that I had two prized ornaments in my collection. My lawn gnome which you see here, and a virgin mary. Well, i recently broke up with my girlfriend and in her moving out of my house she took my gnome and mary. This makes me very fucking pissed. I was very attached to my concrete friends. I need revenge of some sort, because there is no way i can get them back unless unless i pull some James Bond ninja shit. Which wouldn't be bad cause i look good in black. So does anyone have any thoughts? I was going to fuck some girl in her bed before she moved it out, but it is to late for that. I have a spare set of keys to her car but i really don't want another criminal charge. Plus karma is a bitch, so maybe i should just let it go. Well thats all from this peanut gallery. Feel free to respond with any thoughts. Oh and in quote of one of my favorite songs "girls are fucking evil"