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Wednesday Mar 22, 2006

Mar 22, 2006
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I fucking hate bacon.

Bacon is the swine equivalant of beef jerkey, except it's fried to a crisp and it doesn't keep, so you can't use it to supply any armies. Bacon comes from the British, that people whose culinary caliber is epitomized by fish & chips. Now the Italians can use that same cut of pig to make pancetta, which is so fucking good I won't even attempt to describe it.

Bacon managed to leave me alone until a few weeks ago when sat down to a plate of carbonara and found a heap of this burnt shit staring me in the face. They might as well have sprinkled on Hormel Bacon Bits; it was like crunching on fucking buckshot, and about as easy to pick through, too.

Now you all know how I feel.
aadela:
Oddly enough i had carbonara last night wink i feel enlightened i am sorry you are bacon do not get along.....

cymagden took my first set that got me onto this site hehe hopefully they will be up soon. sadly though i went to his going away party a few weeks ago...he moved to LA to have more photo-ops. i did however get a new photographer that i met through him; he took the band shoot and asked me to join in (the same night as my sg shoot with issaac, at a party). so there you are way more info than you care to know blush
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