My Roommate
I was supposed to go to bed... But my asshole roommate has pissed me off for the 1000th time this week.
We work together , live together , and at one point played in a band together.
We were once great friends... we even traveled across the country together. But as of now, I can't live with him.
We make this joke that I'm Ken and he's Ryu ( street fighter )
We're complete opposites. I feel as though I'm living with an 80 year old man , who's just given up on life, or just hasn't lived one yet.
He's never been on time with rent once.
I pay 80$ a month for cable and internet. He's supposed to pay me 40$. He's 3 months behind, and he just gave me the other 3 months he was behind last month.
Our cable and internet got cut off , due to late fees, and an outstanding balance. 500$ later I've managed to pay it all off. He's paid me 20$ so far this month. This drive me nuts. We had arguments about when the services would be hooked up again, a day after I paid all that money. Hilarious thing is all he does is watch the tv... MY TV. For months XBOX live.... I dont have a television in my room.... So, no tv for me.
He locks my cat in a small room all night, every night . Even during the day when she " annoys him"
He does clean... But its Half assed at best. Don't get me wrong I can be a bit of a slob too.... I'm far from perfect.
I know nothing about him , nor his life. He just refuses to say anything.
I can't really bring people to the house.... it just get's awkward.
Never buys groceries...
I contributed all the furniture myself. Almost everything.
I have to tape cardboard to the vents if I'm going to have sex. or smoke a joint ( he smokes ), or have anyone in my room.
sleeps till 5pm and bitches at you for waking him up.
plays video games for up to 24 hours straight... in the dark... for the full effect.
Shitty thing is at work, we're the best team ever. WE compliment each other so well. As a friend that does not live with me he's a great guy.
He's moving out in June. It feels like a long time.
Should I ask him to move out earlier? if I can make sure he gets his last month?
Cause I just wanna go back to liking him again.
What shal I do?
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Okay, I know that probably wouldn't help anything but it would be kinda funny