Postscript, March 6: I have no idea what this grapic is or what it means, but I came across it in a google image search for something else and thought it would be a clever journal entry (in lieu of actually have to think of something to write). Now, more than a week later, I have come to despise it, but I feel it would be dishonest to delete it.
Apparently, he was one of the best euphoniums in the nation, and then one day, he started developing Bells Palsy (?) and half of his face, vocal chords and tongue became paralyzed.
Wouldn't that be terrible?
What would you do!?!?!
I would probably kill myself.