--Insert downtrodden-Soviet-Narod (common folk) music here--
I have decided to increase my generated income and have become an seasonal employee of Toys-R-Us. I've been given the dubious honor of being one of the few short-term employees given a job requiring any real brains. I get to process opened/damaged/returned/etc. merchandise and determine if it can be salvaged and restocked, or if not, return the merchandise to the distribution center.
You wonder why I get this sacred responsibility? I am intelligent and diligent enough to do the job as well as desperate and dumb enough to do said job!
Ah well, the money's still green.
I get the wonderful feeling of working sixty hours a week! Yipee! <somebody shoot me> Suffice to say, I'll be having a much more intimate relationship with caffeine for the next couple months.
Side note: Thanks, everyone for your input on my last entry.
Who's up for Interstate Highway Field Hockey!!!!
I have decided to increase my generated income and have become an seasonal employee of Toys-R-Us. I've been given the dubious honor of being one of the few short-term employees given a job requiring any real brains. I get to process opened/damaged/returned/etc. merchandise and determine if it can be salvaged and restocked, or if not, return the merchandise to the distribution center.
You wonder why I get this sacred responsibility? I am intelligent and diligent enough to do the job as well as desperate and dumb enough to do said job!
Ah well, the money's still green.
I get the wonderful feeling of working sixty hours a week! Yipee! <somebody shoot me> Suffice to say, I'll be having a much more intimate relationship with caffeine for the next couple months.
Side note: Thanks, everyone for your input on my last entry.
Who's up for Interstate Highway Field Hockey!!!!
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