I've got grandparents coming to town. So now, I must go rent a carpet cleaner. . . .Not very exciting today, am I? 
Everyone needs to see Serenity, Lord of War and Waiting . .!
Right now.
Seriously, why aren't you putting on your shoes?!? Go!
Everyone needs to see Serenity, Lord of War and Waiting . .!
Right now.
Seriously, why aren't you putting on your shoes?!? Go!
But.
In short, Brian doesn't like one of our (very well-paying) regulars, so he threatened to pack up his stuff and walk out last week when he saw that Stu was there. So, since my manager had to 86 Stu, all of his (also well-paying) friends went with him. And one of our servers lost her only large table, and therefore, what would've been a very large tip.
He's such a goddamned baby.